What's got two legs and bleeds?The Funny (?) Jokes Page
Here are gathered some of my many jokes, some of which you'll have heard before, some which may offend, and some that you just will not find funny (or will take you a while to understand).
Anyway, enjoy, and don't forget to mail me your jokes - YOU WILL BE CREDITED WITH THEM! (Please specify the degree of privacy you wish me to maintain! If you don't, I will assume that you will not mind if I publish your name and e-mail address!)
What's got two legs and bleeds?
HALF A DOG!
What's pink, shriveled, and hangs out your pants?
GRANDMA!
What's pink, shriveled, and makes women scream at night?
COT DEATH!
How many Liam Gallaghers does it take to change a light bulb?
ONE - HE HOLDS THE BULB AND THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HIM!
