My Thoughts on Life......
Here are many of my thoughts and feelings on those pointless aspects of life that no normal person takes any notice of, such as "why do 24hr service stations have locks on the doors?"
Hopefully I'll get other opinions from my friends as and when they occur!
Why do women wait until they are given the final subtotal in a supermarket checkout before searching through their handbags for 5mins for their chequebooks, as the growing queue behind them gets more and more frustrated??.
It's just as well that Microsoft don't make cars - the airbag would ask "are you sure?" before inflating.
Why do drummers always have to cart their own instruments around, whilst pianists always have a piano provided for them?
When you say "Don't look now!", why does everyone instantly turn and stare?
Why exactly did the chicken cross the road?
Why are rich people the stingiest tippers?
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
If you find something you like, buy a lifetime supply, because they will stop making it.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.
This is as bad as it can get... but don't bet on it.
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